This shirt doesn’t suggest hydration—it announces a flood warning.
You're not damp—you’re leaking like a cursed inflatable kiddie pool full of Four Loko and regret.
You show up wet, stay wet, and leave everything around you wetter.
It’s unclear if you just got out of the shower, the ocean, or a fistfight inside a car wash, but one thing’s for sure: nothing’s dry anymore. Not the floor. Not the air. Definitely not your reputation.
You’re wild, yes—but not the fun kind. The untethered, possibly rabid, definitely trespassing kind.
This tee doesn’t come with a lifeguard, a safe word, or a moral compass.
Just pure, slippery chaos dripping from every thread.
You're a walking liability. A moist gremlin. A sentient bottle of expired tanning oil.
And whether it’s sweat, shame, or unknown fluids?
You’re wet. You’re wild. And now everyone else is too.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
