You’re not just dripping—you’re a goddamn flood warning. This hat is for the over-lubed, under-filtered freaks who bring the storm wherever they go. Wet spots on every surface, wild eyes, and zero shame about the trail of ruined sheets and broken condoms left in your wake.
You don’t do casual—you do tsunami-level sloppy. You’re the human equivalent of a hurricane in heat, with a hurricane name that ends in “-zilla.” This hat screams “I’m the wettest, wildest mess you’ll ever regret.”
If you’re not leaving puddles, you’re not trying hard enough.
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