You’re not just naughty — you’re dangerous, infamous, and absolutely guaranteed to be on someone’s blacklist. This pair screams “I break rules, break hearts, and break every goddamn thing in my path.” Wear it if you want to be known as the fucked-up rebel who laughs at consequences and asks for more trouble. This is a full-throttle, no-filter, no-apologies declaration of your wickedness.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
