Subtlety? Dead. Boundaries? Shaky. This shirt says what your browser history screams at 2 a.m. You’re not just flirting—you’re issuing a formal invitation to destruction. Emotionally? Physically? Spiritually? Yes.
“Violate Me” is for the bold, the broken, and the beautifully unhinged. You don’t want dinner first. You want to be emotionally dismantled, folded like laundry, and left wondering where your pants went and who’s holding your social security number.
Perfect for dungeon dates, suspicious motel visits, or just aggressively loitering in the produce aisle while making uncomfortable eye contact. People will stare. Some will cry. One will whisper, “Finally.”
You’re not asking for affection. You’re asking for ruin.
And baby, this shirt delivers.
So go ahead. Wear it like a red flag wrapped in lube-soaked barbed wire.
You’re not looking for love. You’re looking for a certified psychological event.
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