Violate Me - Super Silly Hats

This hat is not for the faint of heart—it’s for the fully broken, shame-void, therapy-rejects who want their rights stripped and their boundaries bulldozed. You don’t want to be touched—you want to be ruined. This isn’t sexy in a fun way—it’s sexy in a lawsuit pending kind of way.

“Violate Me” isn’t a flirty little phrase—it’s a dare, a challenge, and a psych evaluation all in one. You don’t just flirt with danger—you bend over for it and beg it to hurt your feelings and rearrange your insides. You want to be disrespected, disassembled, and possibly disowned.

If your safe word is “keep going”, this hat’s for you.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.