You’re not calm—you’re combusting. But make it sexy. “Turn That Rage Into Passion” is for the ones who scream during sex and arguments equally. You’ve got a temper, a mouth, and a playlist that goes from angry rap to horny R&B without warning. You don’t cope—you channel.
You’ve ruined a mattress and a friendship in the same night. You cry during orgasms and plot during brunch. Your love language is slamming doors and then riding them till they apologize. This sweatshirt isn’t here for peace—it’s here for the storm that turns yelling into moaning and chaos into climax.
You don’t do “chill.” You do eye contact, hate-fueled hookups, and biting as foreplay. You’re the reason someone punched a wall and still checks your story every day. Your aura says “I key cars and then offer rides.”
This isn’t a sweatshirt. It’s an emotional support breakdown.
Slip it on, black out, and fall in love with someone who should probably block you.
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