Not a suggestion. A commandment. This shirt is a siren call for confused men everywhere—the ones who just came for a drink and now can’t find their pants, their dignity, or their way out. You walk in, and necks snap like glowsticks at a frat party. It’s head-turning, pelvis-threatening energy.
You’re not subtle. You’re a walking crisis. And when you wear this shirt, every man in the room instinctively swivels like he’s been summoned by dark magic and hot breath. Some look hopeful. Some look terrified. Most just look deeply confused and slightly aroused, which is exactly where you want them.
Ideal for bars, basement raves, court appearances, and any location where you need men to 180 like their life depends on it.
One look at this tee and it’s:
👀 “Are they talking to me?”
😳 “Should I run or... propose?”
😵 “Where are my pants?”
So go ahead. Wear it. Weaponize it. Turn them around and turn them inside out.
You’re not playing games. You’re collecting souls one confused man at a time.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
