This shirt doesn’t whisper—it begs. “TOUCH ME” is for the ones who flirt with eye contact and get off on bad decisions. You’re not shy, you’re just waiting for someone bold (or dumb) enough to take the hint. You’ve turned compliments into invitations, hugs into straddles, and casual conversations into handsy regret.
You say “I’m touch starved” with a smirk and a hickey still fresh. You don’t ask for affection—you manifest it. In this tee, every bump in a crowd is a potential kink discovery. You’ve made out with strangers, exes, and people whose names you still don’t know. And you? You liked it.
This is the shirt for when you’re feeling soft, slutty, and slightly dangerous. Whether you're out for drinks or down bad in a Walgreens parking lot, this shirt is an open invitation and a public safety risk.
Touch Me— because your love language is “hands where they shouldn’t be.”
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
