Made for the unapologetic freaks who revel in making people clutch their pearls, this tee’s for those moments when you wanna crank the discomfort to eleven. Think late-night gas station runs, where you’re eyeballing strangers with a grin that says, “I know something you don’t, and it’s nasty.” The kind of shirt that gets you kicked out of dive bars for being too much, even for the drunks. Wear it to unsettle, disgust, and maybe even arouse the wrong kind of attention—just don’t blame us when you’re dodging restraining orders. Touch it, regret it, love it.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
