This isn’t a kink you whisper about in the dark — this is a full-on, proud declaration that you’re a filthy freak who loves the weird shit. You don’t just suck toes — you worship them, slobbering and licking like a goddamn maniac. “Accept It” says you don’t care if people judge you, gag, or run away screaming. You’re wild, weird, and unashamedly nasty — and you want the world to know it.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
