This isn’t a cry for help—it’s an invitation. “TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME” is for the bold, the depraved, and the down-so-bad-they-made-it-a-lifestyle. You don’t play hard to get—you play easy to ruin. You walk into the function like a walking fantasy and leave like a deleted contact.
You’ve got the morals of a raccoon in heat and the decision-making skills of someone who shouldn’t have access to WiFi after midnight. You flirt with chaos, sleep with consequences, and wake up in strangers’ hoodies that mysteriously end up in your closet.
This shirt is for the glorified doormat with a choking kink and no boundaries. You don’t care if they mean it—you just want them to do it. Soft cotton, slutty message, and the kind of energy that gets you into situations you’ll definitely journal about but never regret.
Take Advantage of Me — because sometimes being used just feels right.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
