Strap on the ‘Take Advantage of Me’ t-shirt, a raunchy, in-your-face slab of fabric that’s basically a neon sign for debauchery. Scrawled in greasy, glow-in-the-dark letters that look like they were smeared on by a truck stop stripper, this shirt’s a lewd dare for anyone with a pulse and bad decisions. Picture your junker car crapping out in the middle of nowhere, and you saunter up in this tee, smirking like a creep who’s got a trunk full of lube and zero morals. It ain’t about towing—it’s about eyeing up stranded randos like you’re ready to “jump-start” their night in ways that’d make a porn director blush.
This shirt’s for the filthy jesters who get off on making folks choke on their beer with one glance. It screams, “Go on, try me, but I’m gonna make it so dirty you’ll need a shower and a priest.” Perfect for skeevy dive bar crawls, late-night gas station loitering, or that time you’re haggling for a mattress at a flea market and wanna make the seller question their life choices. This ain’t just clothing—it’s a challenge to see who’s got the stones to step up and get wrecked by your unhinged vibe. Slap it on, dial the sleaze to twelve, and watch the world gag while you howl. Take advantage, get filthy, regret everything.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
