Take Advantage of Me - Super Silly Hats

This hat doesn’t just toe the line—it bulldozes it, spits on it, and moans. You’re not here for romance, respect, or even basic human decency. You’re here to be used, misused, and left in a heap of regret and questionable bruises. You don’t give consent—you beg for exploitation. Emotionally? Financially? Sexually? All of the above. Punch your ticket and ruin your life.

Wearing this hat is like handing someone a loaded gun and whispering, “Do it, coward.” It’s deranged. It's desperate. It's absolutely dripping in the kind of energy that gets you ghosted mid-hookup and still leaves you saying, “Thank you.”

You’re not a person—you’re a warning label with holes.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.