squirt·a·cious
/skwɜrˈteɪʃəs/
adjective
Describing a filthy freak who sprays their own damn ocean without warning, leaving everyone drenched and begging for more.
Possessing an unholy gift for turning every moan into a tidal wave of slick, sticky, and wildly embarrassing messiness.
Proudly and shamelessly drowning their partners in waves of wet, wild, and wildly inappropriate squirting—because why keep it in when you can make it a goddamn show?
Example:
“She’s so squirtacious, you need a towel, a mop, and a warning sign before things get started.”
Synonyms: tsunami-level wet, sex tsunami, gusher, dripping disaster
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