“Squirtacious” Tee
Squirtacious (adj.) — /ˈskwərtāSHəs/
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Excessively wet in spirit, body, and possibly furniture.
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A state of being gloriously extra, moisture-forward, and too damn hydrated to care.
Synonyms: moistfully majestic, drippin’ with drama, aqua-slutty, splash-happy, hydrosexual.
This shirt doesn’t whisper—it sloshes. “Squirtacious” is for the bold and the bodacious, the people who enter rooms like tidal waves and leave behind questions, damp sheets, and a broken ceiling fan. Whether you’re spritzin’, squirtin’, or just oozing chaotic confidence, this tee is your official declaration of delicious danger.
Perfect for late-night linkups, poolside power moves, or anywhere that could use a little more... gush. So go ahead—drench the vibe, ruin the sheets, and redefine hydration.
You’re not just sexy. You’re squirtacious.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
