Squat and Cough - Super Silly Hats

This ain’t your grandma’s health tip—it’s a hardcore invitation to spread chaos and diseases alike. You squat low, cough deep, and blast germs like a biological weapon with zero shame or hygiene. Perfect for the germaphobe’s nightmare or the walking plague who laughs in the face of masks and hand sanitizer.

You’re not just contagious—you’re deliberately infectious. This hat screams “I don’t give a damn about your immune system,” and flaunts it like a trophy. Whether you’re coughing on the subway, sneezing in the salad bar, or hacking up a lung in a crowded elevator, this cap is your gross, unapologetic badge of honor.

Bonus points if you wear it while hacking phlegm onto strangers’ shoes.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.