If it’s dry—fix it. If it’s tight—force it. If it’s sacred—ruin it. “Spit On It” is for the gremlins who don’t believe in boundaries, manners, or a proper warm-up. You’ve got two solutions to every problem: spit and audacity. And you’re fully prepared to use both.
This shirt is for the type of creature who doesn’t flinch when they hear “choke me.” You’ve hocked loogies in places God never intended and turned “just the tip” into a crime scene. You know how to get things moving—with moisture, momentum, and a complete lack of moral compass.
You’ve spit on your fingers, spit on your enemies, spit to assert dominance. You’ve left a trail of broken hearts, wet sheets, and questionable decisions in your wake. People don’t know whether to kiss you or call a priest.
Black, bold, and probably illegal in three states—this tee is soft on the skin and rough on your reputation. Wear it when you’re ready to be uninvited from family functions and aggressively hit on by people with septum piercings and daddy issues.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
