Spit on It - Super Silly Hats

Slip on the “Spit On It” snapback and let everyone know you’re not here for the gentle stuff. This hat is for the raw, the reckless, and the unapologetically nasty who know that sometimes a little spit is the only lube worth using. You don’t ask for permission — you demand it, with a slick grin and a wet mouth. Whether it’s on your gear, your attitude, or your wildest moves, this snapback screams “get ready to get messy.”

Wearing this means you’re down for the slippery, the messy, and the downright filthy. You’re the reason napkins are useless and clothes come off too fast. It’s a declaration that you like your chaos wet, your moves slick, and your standards non-existent. So slap this on, spit on it (literally, if you dare), and show the world you’re the one who makes every situation stick — for better or worse.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.