This one’s for the brave, the bored, and the morally flexible. “Sounds Kinky, I’m In” is not just a shirt—it’s your automatic response to danger, red flags, and anything that sounds vaguely illegal but hot. You hear safe words and start stretching. You don’t need the details—you just need rope, a good playlist, and maybe a tetanus shot.
You’ve said yes to things you didn’t fully understand but fully enjoyed. Your group chat has seen things. You’ve got toys, trauma, and an open mind. You’re equal parts horny and unhinged, and that combo? Deadly.
Throw this shirt on when you want to scare nice people, attract the wrong ones, and guarantee a night that ends with a safe word and some ice. This tee says “I’ve tried it once, I’ll try it again, and I’ll probably like it more this time.”
Caution: wearing this may result in spontaneous invitations, questionable texts, and waking up with a wrist bruise and a smile.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
