For the brave, the bold, and the dangerously curious. This shirt is a walking consent form with a wink—your way of telling the world, “I don’t know what’s about to happen, but I’m definitely taking my pants off for it.” Whether it involves cuffs, candles, costumes, or a Google search history you can never explain to your mom—if it sounds remotely kinky, you’re already halfway in the Uber.
Perfect for sex-positive parties, overly honest first dates, and confusing church picnics. This tee doesn’t judge—chains, paddles, suspiciously squeaky furniture? All fair game. You bring the safe word (or forget it entirely), this shirt brings the vibe.
It’s flirty, filthy, and just subtle enough to get you side-eyed in Trader Joe’s—but don’t worry, they’re probably into it too.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
