Sounds Kinky, I'm In - Super Silly Hats

You don’t just flirt—you dive headfirst into every twisted suggestion, no matter how depraved or downright illegal it might be. This hat screams “safe word? Never heard of her.” You’re the first to say yes and the last to ask questions. Boundaries? Optional. Consent? A suggestion.

Whether it’s handcuffs, whipped cream, or something that definitely needs a lawyer involved, you’re all in—no hesitation, no second thoughts. This hat is a gateway drug to every deliciously dangerous idea whispered in the dark.

Wear it proud, because your kinks are public enemy number one—and you don’t care.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.