You haven’t showered in days and you’ve never felt more alive. This isn’t dirt—it’s personality build-up. You radiate funk and joy like a fermented Care Bear who hugs people just to share the scent. You’ve got pit stains that tell stories and socks that could legally be classified as biohazards— and still, you strut around like the stench is designer. You’re not masking anything. You embrace the musk. Because happiness doesn’t come from soap—it comes from knowing you’re disgusting and still unstoppable.
This shirt isn’t for the clean. It’s for the free. The unwashed warriors. The blissfully stank. You didn’t choose this life—your armpits simply refused to cooperate and you leaned in. You’re smiling through the fumes, farting with confidence, and leaving a scent trail like a horny raccoon in heat. You’re not gross—you’re thriving. Smelly. And f*ing happy.
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