You're not just attractive—you’re a threat. “SEDUCER” is for the ones who don’t chase, just stand there and let the chaos come to them. You’ve got a face that causes breakups and a voice that belongs in someone’s private folder. You don’t flirt—you ensnare. You’ve left people shaking, stuttering, and texting you things their therapist would disapprove of.
You’re the reason someone’s relationship ended and their credit score dropped. You’ve made out with people you had no business talking to and convinced others to sin for you with nothing but eye contact and bad intentions. You say “just one drink” and it turns into a three-day spiral and a permanent memory of your thighs.
This shirt isn’t for the innocent. It’s for the emotionally unstable with a good jawline and a criminal amount of sex appeal.
Wear it when you want to tempt, tease, and torment.
SEDUCER — because ruining lives never looked so good.
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