You’re not just a bad decision — you’re a goddamn crime spree waiting to happen. This duo screams “I’m about to get locked up, and I’ll smile in the mugshot.” You’re the loudmouth, the wildcard, the one who treats laws like suggestions and boundaries like jokes. Wear this if you want to fuck shit up, get caught, and do it all over again with zero remorse. Warning: may cause police chases and emotional destruction.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
