Potential Offender - Super Silly Hats

This hat isn’t subtle. It’s a goddamn warning label stitched onto a scalp. You’re the walking red flag, the reason people clutch their purses and side-eye your every move. You don’t just break rules—you shatter every line society tried to draw and laugh in its face.

You’re the guy (or gal) who makes strangers uncomfortable with a glance, whose jokes are too dark and whose intentions are way too unclear. This isn’t a phase—it’s a personality. You’re the “maybe don’t invite them” at every party, the uninvited chaos that follows with a smirk.

Wear it if you want the cops, the exes, and the therapists all keeping tabs. You’re not just on the list—you are the list.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.