This isn’t just a bodily function—it’s a public health emergency. “OVULATING” is for the hot, fertile menace who’s one compliment away from blowing up someone’s life and climbing them like a tree. You’re not just in your prime—you arethe danger window.
You’re making eye contact like it’s mating season and walking around like every stranger is a potential donor. You’ve got that glow, that strut, that “why do I wanna get pregnant by a barista” energy. You’re unstable, wet, and highly suggestible. Every text feels flirty. Every breath sounds like a moan. You’ve been flirting with danger and your ex, and frankly? Everyone should be scared.
This shirt is soft, stretchy, and dangerously horny.
OVULATING — for the girls who crave violence and a baby.
(But only for the aesthetic, not the responsibility.)
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