No need to guess the vibes—this shirt says it all. Hormones? Raging. Eggs? Dropping. You’re not just fertile, you’re feral. One wrong look and you’re picking out crib colors and measuring jawlines for paternity potential.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning label. A walking biological clock with the alarm stuck on “NOW.” You’re sweaty, moody, glowing, and one compliment away from demanding twins.
Perfect for brunch with exes, awkward Tinder dates, or walking through Target like a high-stakes game of “Who’s Got Strong Genes?” You’re not out here for casual conversation—you’re out here hunting.
And if someone asks what it means? Just lock eyes, smile slowly, and whisper:
“It’s egg time.”
So throw it on. Get weird. Wreck someone’s life in the name of nature.
You’re not just ovulating. You’re unstoppably, unreasonably ready.
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