For when you’re not just ready… you’re lubed and loaded. This shirt screams “slippery when touched” and “probably not safe for public seating.” Whether you’re greased for the gym, glistening for OnlyFans, or just trying to slide out of responsibility—this bad boy does the talking while you do the sweating.
Perfect for bedroom antics, questionable beach photoshoots, or showing up to brunch with a glint in your eye and coconut oil in places it shouldn’t be. People won’t know if you’re about to bench press, twerk, or start an orgy—and frankly, neither do you.
Warning: May attract attention, handcuffs, or spontaneous hose-downs. Proceed with caution—and maybe a towel.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
