Oiled Up - Super Silly Hats

Slide this “Oiled Up” snapback onto your head and let the world know you’re slick, slippery, and absolutely coated in nasty vibes. This isn’t just a hat — it’s a warning sign for anyone who dares get close: you’re greased up and ready to slide into every filthy situation with zero shame. Whether it’s sweat-soaked sheets, backroom shenanigans, or that suspicious motor oil smell that just won’t quit, this snapback tells everyone you’re dripping with raw, unfiltered filth and you’re damn proud of it. Perfect for the ones who live greasy, play harder, and leave slick marks everywhere they go — because dry is boring and clean is overrated. Put it on, slick your hair back (or don’t), and own the slippery chaos you bring.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.