This one’s for the down-bad, the emotionally bankrupt, the filthy little creatures who would respond to “u up?” with “door’s unlocked.” “NO SELF RESPECT” isn’t just a statement—it’s your whole personal brand. You’ve hooked up with exes, situationships, and someone you met in a Denny’s parking lot. Twice.
You don’t “lower standards,” you obliterate them. Red flags? You collect them like Pokémon. Your friends beg you to stop texting them—your genitals say otherwise. You’ve shown up at 3AM in a hoodie, no underwear, and a smile that says “I shouldn’t be here, but I absolutely am.”
This shirt is the uniform for people who thrive in poor decisions, dirty texts, and backslides. You’re not here for growth—you’re here for girth.
You might not have self-respect, but you’ve got confidence, stamina, and a face that gets forgiven way too fast.
“No Self Respect”—because morals are temporary, but that one night you shouldn’t talk about? Legendary.
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