No Self Respect - Super Silly Hats

You threw your dignity out the window ages ago and this hat is your official badge of shame. You don’t care about standards, boundaries, or consequences—you’re here to embrace every terrible decision like it’s a way of life. Morals? Optional. Self-worth? Nonexistent. You’re a walking dumpster fire of bad choices, and damn proud of it.

This hat says loud and clear: You’re the reason your mother drinks, your ex blocked your number, and your therapist cries into their coffee. You’re not looking for redemption—you’re hunting for the next low, the next hit, the next horrible hookup to add to your highlight reel of regret.

Wear it like a crown. Because self-respect isn’t in your vocabulary—and that’s exactly how you like it.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.