You’re not just a lost little bitch — you’re a wild animal begging for discipline and a leash. This set is for the fucked-up kids who want to be scolded, punished, and fucked into submission by the one they call “Mommy.” You’re messy, desperate, and dangerously out of control — and this combo screams it loud and filthy for everyone to hear. Slip it on if you want to be both ruined and worshipped.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
