This shirt asks the question you definitely don’t want to answer sober. “Mommy?” is for those who like their flirtation served with a side of cheeky dominance and a dash of “I might ruin your bedtime.” You’re the kind of person who’s equal parts sugar, spice, and absolutely no one’s nice surprise.
Wearing this tee says you’re ready to play, tease, and maybe confuse your therapist. You’ve been called “dangerous” and “too much” but hey—that’s just your charm. Whether you want to be the reason someone wakes up very confused or the source of their new favorite kink, this shirt’s got your back.
It’s soft enough for cuddles, bold enough for threats, and dirty enough to make “Mommy” the hottest question in the room.
Perfect for setting hearts racing and boundaries breaking.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
