Loosely Wrapped - Super Silly Hats

 The “Loosely Wrapped” snapback is for the mentally unstable, emotionally unavailable, and sexually unhinged. You’re not tied down — you’re barely held together. You’re coming undone at the seams, with just enough wrap to keep your bits in place and your secrets leaking out. Whether we’re talking about your mind, your junk, or your alibi — it’s all barely covered, dangerously exposed, and 100% ready to unravel.

Wearing this says: don’t expect stability, boundaries, or protection. It’s giving raw. Reckless. Questionably clothed. You might be in a hoodie, but nothing underneath. You might be smiling, but there’s tears in your mascara. You’re a mess — and people love it. So throw it on and let the world know: you’re Loosely Wrapped... and that’s exactly how they like you.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.