You’re barely held together, barely worth the time, and definitely here for a fast, filthy fuck. This bundle is for the damaged goods, the quick lay legends, and the emotionally unavailable messes who know they’re trash and own it. You don’t do long-term, you don’t do commitment — you do fast, reckless, and unfiltered. If you’re sloppy, slutty, and shameless, this is your new uniform.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
