This sweatshirt is not for the sane, the stable, or the spiritually balanced. “Let’s Get Silly” is what you say right beforedoing something deeply regrettable with someone who definitely has a warrant. It’s not cute silly. It’s “oops I ruined a family vacation” silly. It’s “just drank wine out of a shoe and texted my ex” silly. It’s “I brought handcuffs to brunch” kind of silly.
Wearing this is basically a legally binding agreement to lose your dignity by 3pm and possibly your pants by 4. You’re the friend no one should trust, but everyone wants around when shit hits the fan. Slip this on and let the world know: you’re not just unhinged — you’ve greased the hinges and invited chaos inside for a little tickle fight. No plans, no rules, just giggles, filth, and emotional damage. Let’s get fucking silly.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
