It's Felony Time - Super Silly Hats

This isn’t just a warning—it’s a countdown to court. You don’t commit misdemeanors. You ruin lives, leave records, and still wink on the way out. This hat is a whole vibe: part predator, part parolee, all probation-bound. You don’t just break rules—you shatter restraining orders like glass.

When you say “It’s Felony Time,” people check their exits, their drinks, and their legal guardians. You’re the reason “age of consent” gets Googled mid-party. You’re not just chaotic—you’re indictable. And the worst part? You’re smiling through the mugshot.

You’re not here to play it safe. You’re here to play it criminal.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.