This sweatshirt doesn’t just raise eyebrows—it gets you side-eyed at airports, banned from PTA meetings, and whispered about in group chats. “I’m On a List” isn’t just a statement—it’s a confession, a warning, and a brag all wrapped into one. What list are you on? That’s the fun part. Could be FBI, could be Santa’s naughty list, could be every ex’s personal blacklist—hell, maybe it’s all of them. One thing’s for sure: you’ve done something, and people remember. This is for the walking HR violation, the liability in human form, the one who can’t legally be within 500 feet of decency. Throw it on and let the paranoia set in. Are you dangerous? Problematic? Just incredibly hot and unhinged? Yes. And the list knows.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
