Because let’s be honest—you probably are. Whether it’s a no-fly list, a do-not-date list, or that mysterious government file labeled “for internal use only,” this shirt says what everyone’s already thinking. You’ve raised some eyebrows, dodged a few calls, and maybe caused one or two emergency evacuation drills. And now? You’re embracing it.
Perfect for first dates, parole hearings, family reunions, and TSA pat-downs that get a little too personal. This shirt is for the bold, the infamous, and the delightfully suspicious. Warning: may cause unwanted attention from mall cops, HR departments, and concerned mothers.
So throw it on, flash a grin, and walk confidently into that poorly lit dive bar. You're not just on a list—you’re at the top of it.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
