I'm on a List - Super Silly Hats

You're not just sketchy—you’re federal watchlist material. This hat doesn’t whisper “red flag,” it screams “search history seized.” You walk into a room and someone’s already dialing Homeland Security. This isn’t about being misunderstood. This is about being correctly profiled.

You’ve got banned usernames, restricted flights, and a face that makes TSA pull on the extra gloves. You’ve been flagged, bagged, and probably blocked by multiple therapists. This hat isn’t edgy—it’s evidence. You don’t just raise suspicion—you are the reason the “Do Not Hire” folder exists.

And the worst part? You like it.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.