Santa doesn't approve of you. The bold-ass letters scream, “I’m a walking sin, and I love it!”—perfect for when you’re slamming shots, flipping off squares, or just being a glorious menace. Crafted from cotton so smooth it’s like a dirty whisper on your skin, this shirt’s made for nights when you’re leaving a trail of bad decisions, broken hearts, and barfights in your wake. It’s not just clothing; it’s a damn neon sign for your depraved soul, guaranteed to make puritans shit bricks and dive bar legends salute. Slap it on and let your inner bastard run buck wild.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
