I'm Loose - Super Silly Hats

Physically? Emotionally? Morally? Yes, all of the above. This hat is a public service announcement that you are wide open, worn down, and welcoming chaos with zero resistance. You’re not just easy—you’re a liability. Doors don’t creak this open. You make turnstiles look like Fort Knox.

You’ve got the kind of looseness that makes chiropractors nervous and ex-lovers nostalgic. This isn't just about being sexually available—this is about being fundamentally unhinged. Loose morals. Loose lips. Loose holes. You’ve never tightened a damn thing in your life, and it shows—in the best, worst way possible.

This hat doesn't say "flirty." It says “I’ve been rearranged and I liked it.”

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.