This sweatshirt isn’t just a statement—it’s a goddamn warning. “I’m Fertile” means you’re a walking breeding ground for trouble, dripping with enough nasty to impregnate a small nation. You’re the type who leaves a trail of sticky messes, ruined sheets, and questionable decisions wherever you go. It’s not about love — it’s about fucking like a wild animal with no plan to stop. Wearing this is like shouting to the world: “I’m ready to fill, fuck, and fuck up every damn thing in sight.” You’re breeding chaos, multiplying sins, and making sure the only thing left intact is your ruthless, filthy appetite. So throw this bad boy on and let everyone know — you’re a walking, talking, dripping godsend of unholy fertility.
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