I'm Fertile - Super Silly Hats

Your pullout game is weak, and honestly? That’s exactly how you like it. This hat isn't just a warning—it's a goddamn fertility announcement. Womb open. Legs spread. Hopes high. Whether you're ovulating, manifesting twins, or just trying to ruin someone’s life for the next 18 years, this cap’s got your chaotic intentions embroidered front and center. It’s less of a fashion statement and more of a breeding call.

Wear it to church. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to court-ordered parenting classes. Just don’t wear it near anyone who doesn’t want to be called “daddy” nine months from now.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.