This isn’t “quirky girl” or “a little wild on the weekends” energy—this is full moon, chewed-through-the-leash, piss-in-the-corner madness. “I’M FERAL” is for the ones who have no shame, no chill, and no business being in public. You bark in group chats. You bite in bed. You’ve been described as “a lot” and took it as a compliment.
You don’t ghost—you vanish mid-sentence. You’ve snarled during sex, climbed something you shouldn’t, and flirted using threats. You text back in all caps or not at all. You eat leftovers cold and have zero respect for authority, furniture, or your own dignity.
This shirt is a warning. A confession. A vibe. You’re not domesticated, you’re dangerously unstable in a cute little outfit.And honestly? You like it that way.
Throw this on when you want to scare men, excite women, and get banned from another dating app.
You’re not just unwell—you’re off the goddamn leash.
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