I'm Feral - Super Silly Hats

You’re not just down bad—you’re six feet under the pavement, chewing through concrete and foaming at the mouth. This hat is not for the house-trained. It's for the bush-dwelling, bed-scratching, bite-giving freaks who haven’t seen a therapist or a loofah in years. You're sex-crazed, sanity-free, and one bad night away from public nudity.

You don’t ghost people—you howl at them. You hump legs. You hiss during arguments. You're the reason people lock their doors in broad daylight. This hat says “I will ruin your life and then lick your tears off the floor.”

Domesticated? Never. Housebroken? Hell no. You're out here raw-dogging reality and loving it.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.