No hesitation. No regrets. “I’d Do It” is the ultimate power move for the ones who don’t just talk dirty — they live dirty. Whether it’s that wild hookup, the scandalous secret, or the downright illegal stunt, this sweatshirt is your loud, proud confession that you’re always down for whatever trouble (or pleasure) comes your way. It’s the verbal equivalent of biting your lip, raising an eyebrow, and saying, “Watch me.” Perfect for the reckless, the daring, and the completely unfiltered—because life’s too short for “maybe.” Slip this on and let the world know: if it’s naughty, messy, or borderline criminal, you’re already three steps ahead.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
