No more secrets. No more shame. Just pure, unfiltered foot freak energy on full display. “I Suck Toes” isn’t a joke—it’s a lifestyle, a calling, a public service announcement for the bold few who aren't afraid to get on their knees and mean it. This sweatshirt is for the shameless toe-tonguers, the arch worshippers, the sickos who see a bare foot and start plotting. It's raw. It's filthy. It's downright devotional. Slip this on and you’re letting the world know: you don't just dabble—you deep dive. Toes in your mouth, dignity out the window. Whether you're proudly kinky or just trying to get kicked out of your next family function, this is the one. Clean soles only… unless you’re into that too.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
