Straight to the point. No mystery. No shame. Just vibes, suction, and a deep-seated love for the foot that walks all over you. This shirt doesn’t whisper—it slurps. You’re not here to be classy. You’re here to hydrate those piggies.
You don’t need small talk. You need bare feet, eye contact, and maybe a wet nap. This tee is for the brave, the unhinged, and the toe-tally committed. You don’t just suck toes—you worship arches like they’re altars and treat calluses like seasoning.
Perfect for first dates you want to ruin, parties you want to clear out, or letting strangers know you’re built for the lower half of the body. When you walk in wearing this, Crocs go flying and someone’s aunt faints.
So pucker up, grab the lotion, and make ‘em nervous.
You’re not just nasty.
You’re toe-deep in passion.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
85 |
| B) Width (cm) |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18.1 |
20.1 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Care Instructions
| General |
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash |
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store |
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
