This isn’t just a phrase—it’s a threat disguised as charm. You don’t ask for directions, you cause detours. You’ve been kicked out of buildings, relationships, and possibly entire zip codes, but somehow you still walk in like you own the place—and worse, like you've already f*ed in the bathroom.** Wearing this shirt tells the world: I’ve been here before, I’ll be here again, and no one is safe.
You’re not lost. You’re lurking. You’ve got GPS-level knowledge of every red flag, emergency exit, and emotional loophole within a 50-mile radius. You've left behind stains, memories, and at least two restraining orders, but it's fine—you know your way around all of it. This tee doesn't just suggest experience—it leaks it. And whatever hole, bar, house, or moral dilemma you stumble into next? Just smile, nod, and say it loud: “I know my way around.”
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
